Category: Holidays Pick Up Lines That Work!
Baby, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
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Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
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Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
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Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
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Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
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If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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I want a taste of your Milky Way.
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Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.
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Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!
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