Category: Holidays Pick Up Lines That Work!
My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky!
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(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
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(Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.
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(Angel Costume) Hello, I am the answer to your prayers.
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(Hobo Costume) Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
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(Hotdog Costume) That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
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(Black Cat Costume) That’s a nice pussy, the costume is pretty good too!
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(Pirate Costume) That is quite a booty you’ve got there.
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(Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
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(Dog Costume) Would it offend you if I humped your leg?
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