Category: Christmas Pick Up Lines That Work!
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
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Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
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Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
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How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
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Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
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Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
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Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
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I see you when you’re sleeping & you don’t wear any underwear…
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I’ve got something special in the sack for you!
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