Category: 4th of July Independence Day Pick Up Lines That Work!
You don’t have to wait for succession, you’re first in line for me.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won’t!
I’m glad there’s freedom of religion because I worship you.
I’m like fireworks: smokin’, fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
I’m arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you…are excessively fine!