Category: For Women Pick Up Lines That Work!
Do these feel real to you?
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Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
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Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
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Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
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Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
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Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day
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Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
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Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
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Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
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Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.
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