Category: For Women Pick Up Lines That Work!

Is your name David? Because I’m pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo. 
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Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you 
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Is my vagina crying, or are you just sexy? 
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In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people… can I practice on you? 
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Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina? 
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I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off? 
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I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match. 
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I’m having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off. 
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I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. 
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I’m French Horny for your Tromboner. 
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