Category: Vegan Pick Up Lines That Work!
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
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I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
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I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
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I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
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I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
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I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
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Even though I’m a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein.
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Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
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Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
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