Category: Vegan Pick Up Lines That Work!
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
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You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
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Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
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You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
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You’re a hot chick… pea eater.
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Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
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My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
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I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
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May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition.
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If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
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