Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines That Work!
Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
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Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
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Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
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Could I touch your belly button… from the inside?
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Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
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Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
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Can I punch you in the face… with my lips?
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Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
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