Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines That Work!
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
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Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
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Do you like pudding? Cause I’ll be pudding this dick in your ass.
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Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I’ll be Rammin’ my noodle in you later.
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Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
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Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.
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Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.
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Do you like long cocks on the beach?
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Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I’ll be jalapeño pussy.
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Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it’s a gem.
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