Category: Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Work!
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
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What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
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What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
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When God made you, he was showing off.
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
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Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
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Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
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Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
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