Category: Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Work!
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
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(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
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(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
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My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
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