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If you aren’t Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?
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I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.
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Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
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Wanna see my Zogby poll?
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Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.
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I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire
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