Category: Celebrity Pick Up Lines That Work!
Let’s make a sex tape together. I promise I won’t tell anyone, unless you cross me.
Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I’ll deport you?
Rosie O’Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.
Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?
I’d go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.