Category: Donald Trump Pick Up Lines That Work!
How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?
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Nice dress, can I deport you from it?
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How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?
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You know what they say about big hands.
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Is your ass ISIS? Because I’m gonna destroy it
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Want a Tic-Tac?
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Go ahead, ruffle my hair.
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It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.
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Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!
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Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
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