Category: Car & Truck Pick Up Lines That Work!

Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
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Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
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I need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
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Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
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Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
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They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
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I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
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Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
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If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.
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