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You’re like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

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Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

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I need some answers for my math homework. Quick, what’s your number?

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I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

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Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.

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What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

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That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.

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Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.

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