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I can make your Milktanks moo.
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How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.
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How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
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How about you come and see my safari zone.
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How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
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Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
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Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
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Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
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Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
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Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?
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