Category: Pokemon Pick Up Lines That Work!
If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!
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If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.
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If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
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If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
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If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
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If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
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I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
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If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
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If I were a Clefairy, I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
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I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.
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