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I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you. 
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I’d like to get in your rock tunnel. 
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I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
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I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!
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I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together. 
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I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom. 
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I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you! 
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I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you. 
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I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress. 
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I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs. 
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