Category: Animal Pick Up Lines That Work!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
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Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
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Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
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Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
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Did you win “best in show”? Because you sure are a winner to me.
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Hey there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha dog?
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Come on, don’t make me beg!
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You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
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Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
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When I say ‘bitch’, I mean it as a compliment!
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