Category: Animal Pick Up Lines That Work!

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
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Life’s a jungle – let’s go to your place and bang like animals!
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Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
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If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken
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It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!
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I’ll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.
Animal   
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Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
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Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going destroy your pussy.
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Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
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Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy
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