Category: Airport Pick Up Lines That Work!
I love a good South of the border crossing.
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I’d love to be your final destination.
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Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
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Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
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I know a great recovery for jet lag.
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I’m afraid you can’t pass this point, ’cause you da bomb, Baby.
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I don’t need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
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I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I hope it’s close to yours.
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I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
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If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
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