Everyone will say you shouldn’t use dirty pick up lines. The fact of the matter is not the case. Dirty pick up lines work very well, especially for you girls. Girls can use them whenever they want, because they are the ones who get to choose. For guys, just remember those girls are dying for some real hot and sweaty action just as much as you.
Make sure you use the right ones below! Dirty pick up lines work well in all kinds of situations, especially in a place where someone would least expect them (try them in the supermarket). A word of warning, only use dirty pick up lines when you are sure no one else can hear, or they can backfire on you.
- Do you want to know what it feels like to sit on an 8-inch pole?
- Have you ever seen a girl swallow a guy whole?
- Do you want to find out what it is like to have sex for 8 hours?
- Have you ever felt what it is like it in a suction machine?
- Do you want to know what it is like to meet God, because he is in my bedroom waiting for you?
- Should we keep wasting time or spend more of it in my bedroom?
- I am not looking for a one-night stand, how about we just do two?
- Do you think you can handle 10 hours of hard action in bed?
- I lost my gold medal at the world sex Olympics, but I can prove it to you tonight!
- What is about to explode, in my pants, and dying to meet you?
- Can you call 911? I have a bomb in my pants and it is about to explode!
- I have the best seat in the house, look at my tongue and you will know!
- Have you ever seen a tongue wrap around a pole?
- I can show you how I can stand without using my legs. What to come to my place and find out?
- I can hold my breath for 30 minutes; want me to prove it to you?
- Are you a carpenter, because I have a huge wood for you to work with?
- I think we should share something before leaving each other tonight; I have something in my pants I want to give to you.
- Can you see the muscles on my tongue? Do you want to know how I got them?
- I have a magic trick. I can turn one thing into something completely different, come back to my place and I will show you how I turn you into a puppet.
- Do you want to find out why my nickname is horseman?
- So you don’t believe in God? Come back to my bedroom and I will show you I do exist.
- I bet I can make you come more times in one night than you have ever come before, want me to prove it?
- What makes you think you have even been f#$%ed properly, I will show you!
- I tell you what, tonight I am willing to give you a bonus, and you won’t even have to pay me.
- When was the last time you stayed up for two day in a row? Want to try it?
- When was the last time you were in bed for two days straight?
- If you are not begging me to stop by the morning, I will pay you!
- Have you ever seen a pussy with a face on it?
- Have you ever seen a cock with a face on it?
- Do you want to find out why my nickname is deepest-throat?
- Do you want to feel like you have been beaten and abused?
- Do you want to know what it feels like to die and come back to life again?
- Do you know what it is like to spend the night with a Kungfu Master?
- Do you want to be the star of your own bedroom nasty movie?
- Want to taste the best lollipop of your life?
- I have the F, the C, and the K, all I need is U!
- I have a waterbed; do you want to go swimming naked?
- F%&* me if I am wrong, but I know you want it, don’t you?
- Imagine for a moment we were squirrels; want me to bust a nut in your hole?
