Trying to be cute is very difficult. You are either naturally cute or you will need a lot of practice. If you try to be cute and you aren’t, you will look like an idiot – unless you are a girl, that is. Girls can look stupid and still look great.
Here are some cute pick up lines for guys and girls, make sure you choose the right one for you and the situation! And remember, even looking stupid looks good, sometimes!
- I know I look like I am drunk, but I am not, it is just that I am intoxicated by you!
- If beauty was time itself, you would be forever.
- Bonjourno! Mi mammamia! You is bellisssssimo! Me wants to marry you-o!
- If I could be a traffic light, I would turn red so I could make you stop and look at you for longer!
- Your beauty is like the glimmer of a full moon.
- Excuse me, I would like you to say sorry because looking at you felt like a slap in the face!
- Ok, just relax, I will take care of this, I know how to deal with an ass on fire like yours!
- Hey, I’m so sexy and I can’t stand you not talking to me!
- I just realized I am in heaven because you are an Angel, right?
- Excuse me; do you realize the danger you are causing with a hot ass like that?
- Excuse me; do you realize the danger you are causing with a hot body like yours?
- Hey, I just walked into a wall because of you; I need to get your details now for insurance purposes!
- Yes officer, take me away now, I know I am guilty of wanting you!
- This is the first and last warning I am going to give you; I will be out of control if you don’t stop shaking your ass like that every time you move.
- Excuse me, I am going to warn you right now, I am starting to go crazy about you!
- Hey baby, I need to know the truth! Do I really look like a 3-year old?
- Hey, don’t you know that I am the only person who has the good heart to tell you; your ass is on fire!
- Can you smell something burning? Your body is on fire!
- Can you smell what I smell? Baby, look, your ass is on fire!
- Hey, I know I look high, but it is not drugs, I am high off of you!
- Hey baby, do you want to play doctors and nurses?
- I lost something in my pants; can you help me to get it?
- Hey baby, can you give me back the key to my heart?
- Hey baby, I am going to have to take you home immediately, you are so sexy it is a danger to the public!
- Excuse me, but I am a bee and you look like my honey!
- Hello, would you like to get ‘jiggy wiv it’?
- Can I get directions please, because I am lost and trying to find my way to your heart?
- Can I get the directions out of here; I am completely lost since I saw you?
- Excuse me; you owe me a drink because I dropped mine after I saw you!
- Excuse me, I think you are a bear and I am your honey!
- Hey baby! Come to papa/mama!
- Hey baby, I know I am cool, but your so hot there is no way I can cool you down!
- Wow! You look just like my next boyfriend/girlfriend!
- Where did you come from? You are the same guy/girl I have seen in my dreams!
- Um Haro! Me is rocking to findy my last Engrish schoolroom teacher. Because I lost my last one. Can you be helping me in this evening today?
- I lost my teddy bear; can you help me find it?
- I think we are in trouble, I heard the love police are hunting you down!
- Excuse me, lots of people have told me I should wait until I find true love, but they never told me what to do when I found it!
- Excuse me, I am freezing. Can I stand by you and warm my hands on your hot ass?
