Just because a cheesy pick up line flies out of your mouth, it doesn’t mean you are going to be a failure. Cheesy is so ridiculous it can be cool. Or it can be really cheesy. Even if you are so cheesy you look like an idiot, you will still be funny at least.
Being cheesy takes a little practice. Not everyone can do it. Use these cheesy pick up lines to find out if you are cheesy, or just get some practice at being beyond cool! Remember, being cheesy is very high-risk – no risk, no return!
Do you believe in love at first sight, if not I can try and walk by you again?- Do you believe in love at first sight, because I just found out it is true?
- I guess you must be lost, because heaven is a long way back from here for an Angel like you!
- Do you want to find out the meaning of true love, tonight?
- I have a secret; I know how to take you up the stairway to heaven.
- Do you believe I am in love after meeting you?
- I am really drunk, and I am not shy now, so you can take me home when you want!
- What can I do, I think I am falling in love with you?
- Would you believe it is my birthday today, and I am still a virgin?
- Hi, my name is , but you can call me when you are ready to go home.
- I have a mouthful of lollies; do you want to taste the rainbow?
- Do you have the map to get out of there, because I just keep getting lost every time I look at you!
- Should I call you Juliet/Romeo?
- Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Do you believe it is possible to fall in love when I meet you?
- Do you believe in one-night stands?
- Do you believe in true love?
- Do you want to find out why everyone calls me ‘the mad bull’?
- Can you see my friend over there in that group of people, he wants to know if you think I am good enough for you tonight?
- Do you want to find out why everyone calls me ‘superman/superwoman’?
- Do you think this is the cheesiest pick up line ever?
- Do you think it is OK to go home the first time we meet?
- What can I tell you so I can take you home tonight?
- Can I buy you a drink, and another one after that?
- Did you get that great ass on sale, or were you born with it?
- I am really shy, but I just wanted to tell you how gorgeous you are.
- Can you turn around again; I just want to look at your ass one more time?
- I have looked around all night to find someone like you, how about you?
- What do I need to say to you so I can take you home tonight?
- I know you won’t believe me, but I don’t just want to go home with you tonight?
- I will buy you all the drinks you want, if I can take you home?
- Look, do we need to be best friends to go home?
- Can we go on a date, or should we just go straight to my place tonight?
- Would you believe I am terminally ill and I just want to have some love before I go?
- Look, I am the fun-police; tonight I am just going to take you home for a warning.
- How much do I need to pay this time, because you have FINE written all over you?
- Did you get that great body naturally, or did you have to work for it?
- I haven’t been in bed with anyone for a really good time, could you help me out tonight?
- I promise I will love you in the morning, as long as you take me home tonight?
- I hope you are trained in first-aid, because I think I am going to faint after meeting you?
- I have an emergency; I am falling in lust and need you!
- I don’t know which is prettier, an Angel or you.
- Do you believe in marriage before sex, or do I have to wait?
- What names do you want to give to our children?
- When was the last time you met someone who fell in love with you at first sight?
- What is a nice guy/girl doing with a filthy mind like mine?
- How long can you Angels stay on Earth before you have to go home?
- I have something to tell you, everyone is saying you have a great ass right behind your back!
- Did your ass come with insurance, because it is a danger zone!
